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CNBC just got insanely sexy

by Dex on Mar 31, 2006 7:19 PM PST in News

Jonny Dub just called me to turn on CNBC where Jose Canseco and John Rocker are talking about steroids. Here's a photo of what's going on right now:

As Jon says:

I don't know where to even start. I like John Rocker sporting Green's hairdu [sic]. And what is this shirt he is wearing? And why is Conseco always on this show?

I'm just wondering how many snakes were killed to make sure that these guys didn't show up naked. That ridiculous jacket and that insanely tight snake skinned shirt on Rocker. And look at all the hair product. Twice already, I could've sworn that Rocker was about to reach over and eat Donny Deutch's head.

Get out of the studio, Donny! It's not safe! Those are dangerous people.

Also, why do I suddenly have Creed songs in my head?

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Gay

It's getting real gay now.

by Jonny Dub on Mar 31, 2006 7:24 PM PST 0 recs

Who's this writer on here now?

And did you see Canseco's attorney? These are the smarmiest people in the world.

It's like CNBC just got magically transported into the Bada Bing.

by Dex on Mar 31, 2006 7:25 PM PST 0 recs

Oh it just got turned up a notch

Michael Irvin in the hizzy. These dudes are so going to party after the show.

by Dex on Mar 31, 2006 7:33 PM PST 0 recs

TO

They showed a clip of TO crying. Irvin thinks he is a nice guy and all. All these guys drive me nuts. And why does Donny Deutch always wear the same shirt and those stupid little glasses?

by Jonny Dub on Mar 31, 2006 8:01 PM PST up 0 recs

this is a repeat I think

I saw this on Monday.

by jbox on Mar 31, 2006 7:34 PM PST 0 recs

This is a rerun?

You saw this? Man, this is crazy.

by Dex on Mar 31, 2006 7:37 PM PST up 0 recs

Yeah

Did you see Rocker on Pros vs. Joes? He was wild. One of the Joes got a clean hit off him. Nobody could catch him though. Doesn't seem like it would be that hard. Who knows though.

by jbox on Mar 31, 2006 7:45 PM PST up 0 recs

Rocker

He looks like the dude from Lebowski, Fargo and those Pimp My Ride commercials.

by thenerdhater on Apr 1, 2006 6:49 AM PST 0 recs

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